This was so funny, I need to keep it somewhere:
”HEPPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LITTLE LAM!! I would’ve included a picture as per usual best friend duty but you didn’t send me the one I wanted and I’m lazy (lol at our convo on being best friends mean you care less about each other lolololol) anyways YAY. TODAY IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE 2 DAYS WEVE BEEN WAITING INCREDIBLY IMPATIENTLY FOR. anyways I’m sure we will celebrate in our usual fashion tomorrow night in our abode!!! Anyways I’m very happy. OOOOH let’s get drinks at dinner somewhere!!!! Or make our own!!! The world is now our oyster hahah. Anyways see you in like 16.5 hours soulmate, can’t wait to be inseparable as usual!!!
Your lover from across the hallway”